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I Enjoy the Occasional Sandwich

I'm Tom. I perform with Face Off at Improv Boston.

My twitter is @thomastowell.

I contribute to @TheFakeCNN and Witstream.com

I also write for Monologue Monday

Posts tagged jokes

Oct 4 '12

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Today’s best tweets by comedians! http://splitsider.com/2012/10/todays-best-tweets-by-comedians-459/

Today’s best tweets by comedians! http://splitsider.com/2012/10/todays-best-tweets-by-comedians-459/

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Jul 16 '12

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MONOLOGUE MONDAY: -Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler announced that he will no longer be an...

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-Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler announced that he will no longer be an American Idol judge. Producers have already replaced him with a pile of cured lunch meats wearing leopard print scarves.

-Some sad news… TV legend Andy Griffith just passed away. According to his will, he’s leaving everything…

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