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I Enjoy the Occasional Sandwich

I'm Tom. I perform with Face Off at Improv Boston.

My twitter is @thomastowell.

I contribute to Witstream.com

I also write for Monologue Monday

Posts tagged jokes

Mar 10 '14

30 senators are staying up all night Monday to talk about climate change in an effort to pass legislation reducing greenhouse gas emissions. Joe Biden was supposed to participate too, but after one scary story, he had his mom come pick him up.

Jan 21 '14
Aug 12 '13

A judge has ruled that the NYPD’s use of the stop-and-frisk tactic violated the rights of New Yorkers. Upon hearing this, TSA agents were like, “Hey, if there’s anyone who’s going to violate New Yorkers, it’ll be us!”

May 23 '13
#nailedit #jokes

#nailedit #jokes

Oct 4 '12
Jul 16 '12