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I Enjoy the Occasional Sandwich

I'm Tom. I perform with Face Off at ImprovBoston

My twitter is @thomastowell

I contribute to Witstream.com

Posts tagged monologue

Aug 12 '13

A judge has ruled that the NYPD’s use of the stop-and-frisk tactic violated the rights of New Yorkers. Upon hearing this, TSA agents were like, “Hey, if there’s anyone who’s going to violate New Yorkers, it’ll be us!”

Jul 16 '12